Dear readers, to-day we break from the official Godzilla franchise to preach the Good Word of Rodan, the Flying Monster! I am not too proud to admit, brothers and sisters, that I was once not a fan of Rodan. It’s true! Yes, a dark shame clouded my past. I too, was a living wretch. I too, was steeped in sin and degeneracy. I too, did not recognize…the Higher Power. WAY up on High. High in the SKY! I was once lost, good people, but now I am FOUND! I see the LIGHT! Sing it from the mountaintops with me, brothers and sisters: RODAN KICKS ASS

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